Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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