so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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