I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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