idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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