I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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