I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we're making bets on your personal life
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?