i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY