I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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