Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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