I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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