i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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