who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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