the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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