Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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