I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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