Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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