His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
