You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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