Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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