garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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