Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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