I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
