I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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