dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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