I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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