good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
