Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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