ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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