I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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