she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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