You're my little dorito
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
handjob tips. give me some.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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