Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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