u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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