Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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