So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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