I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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