I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
My pussy is not your playground.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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