We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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