I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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