she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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