I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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