I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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