Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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