What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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