do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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