You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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