so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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