I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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