So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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