Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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