i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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