awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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