Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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